Watch awkwardness ensue as people enter an elevator inhabited by horny, sexy chicks!

This chick's like the Arnold Schwartzeneggar of boobies.

When trying to impress a hot chick, always overdo it to the point of pissing her off.

She can bend over backwards and shoot arrows with her feet – so don't piss her off!

This hot chick is modeling with a chainsaw! Boring but sexy!

This chick cut her hair and then made fake eyelashes with it. And it looks like a scene from The Ring. I am freaking out.

Don't let a nice rack and your desire for phallic ice cream snacks distract you from the reality of a hot chick.

Yeah! Chick fight! Awesome! …Well, more like middle-aged mom fight. Sexy!

Faith Hill pitched a fit when she lost an award to Carrie Underwood. I had country, but that chick's a beeyotch.

Check out how this chick passes out on live television!

This chick is a little too fat for those crazy Japanese girl styles!

For some reason this fat viking chick is really turning us on. Or maybe it's her sexy bicycle!?!

Not exactly Zidane-like, but these soccer chicks play rough! And they throw bottles at each other!

Nothing is hotter than watching a bunch of Islamic chicks get their freak on under their Burkas.

Look out all you big bottomed girls out there. The police want to tap your big fat ass.

Here is proof that Russian chicks are very, very sexy.

If The Sopranos has taught us anything, it’s that nothing is sexier than a rotund, serial killing mobster. That type of guy gets the chicks every time.

Dude, we never knew that chicks fart. That's totally awesome!

We always knew that chicks dig boxed wine.

BEHOLD! Twenty or so hot chicks passing around the pigskin in skimpy lingerie.