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This Child Is Clearly A Loser

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 17 2009, 10:28 AM

 

 

What the hell did this kid do in his past that warrants him being on an subway advertsment for losers?

Is he an alcoholic? Heroin Addict? Did he accidently shoot his pet dog? Did he push his grandma down the stairs? Hopefully he just murdered one of his Pokemon action figures or peed in his pants, because damn, this is just pretty sad all around.

(via Jennifer Favorite's Twitpic)

 

Beaver Pees In Reporters Face

Beaver Pees In Reporters Face

You have to hand it to CBS for really editing this in a way that generates the LOLs.

 

CBS really knows how to maximize the LOLs by totally editing this in a way that provides embassament for the CBS reporter. Props, yo (word)!

 

 
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Please Excuse All The Fail Around Here

By: LG News Bot 3000
November 12 2009, 10:43 AM

 

Launching a new site design is never easy, especially when the office doggy runs around the place trying to lick your toes and pee on your carpeting. It distracts you from doing the things that need to be done on a website, like making it work. But don't worry, we found a pretty cool veterinarian that's willing to put the dog to sleep on the cheap. Once that happens (soon, we hope!), we should have enough time to work out all the kinks on the website, and hopefully you won't run into any errors that are too embarassing.

if you see anything weird/annoying, or just want to say hello, you can email us at talkback@liquidgeneration.com.

In honor of us failing, here's a hot chick who totally can't seem to dance like Tom Cruise a la Risky Business.

 

 

Pee-Wee's Leprechaun Halloween

Pee-Wee's Leprechaun Halloween

See who picks up Pee-wee Herman in their truck during a scary Halloween night! Hint: It’s a leprechaun!

 

Who Peed?

Who Peed?

Listen to the sound of famous people peeing, and then guess the famous movie it came from!

 

Wrong and Right Way To Pee

Wrong and Right Way To Pee

We had no idea we had to bend ourselves that way to pee. Ouch.

 

Katty Perry Needs To Pee Or Something

Katty Perry Needs To Pee Or Something

Wouldn't it suck if she was really holding a pair of balls?

 
 

Portman Gets A Doggie Shower

Portman Gets A Doggie Shower

The dog quickly peed on Natalie Portman and was heard muttering "you're next Lucas".

 

Packers Drink til They Win

Packers Drink til They Win

This bar in New Lisbon, Wisc., believes that winners drink and losers pee.

 

Fergie's Ass Gets Waxed

Fergie's Ass Gets Waxed

Josh Duhamel got Fergalicious on the Black Eyed Pee! Scrigity scrigity scratch!

 

A Mighty Big Piss

A Mighty Big Piss

Can you imagine peeing while looking out one of these windows? The good news is you would have a solid excuse for pissing all over everything.

 

Dropped Your Chairy

Dropped Your Chairy

Chairy, the loveable and slightly obese furniture from the Pee Wee Herman show, was found discarded a few months ago. It just goes to show you, human or furniture, no one likes a fat girl. Tear.

 

Anna Ferris Pees on Rumer Willis

Anna Ferris Pees on Rumer Willis

Anna Ferris wrangled up enough free time on the set of her new movie, to pee on Rumer Willis. In all honesty, we have NO IDEA what is going on here.

 

Piss Screen

Piss Screen

In Germany the future has arrived. You can play video games while you pee.

 

Pink Pees in Public

Pink Pees in Public

Pop star Pink peed in public and a pap popped the pic. Padow!

 

Tyra Explains How To Pee

Tyra Explains How To Pee

Apparently Tyra Banks thinks that grown women don't know how to urinate in public toilets, so she does a community service and shows up how!

 

Jason Davis Pees Himself

Jason Davis Pees Himself

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

 

Orlando Bloom Pees

Orlando Bloom Pees

Sometimes, when you gotta go, you gotta go, right Orlando?

 

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