Someone threw at ham at Paula Deen's face. It hurt, we laughed, and everybody wins.

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

Here's a first look at porn star Lisa Ann. She's going to be playing Sarah Palin in the Hustler porno about the VP candidate. Schwing!

Paula Abdul screwed up and now everybody knows that American Idol is fake!

Last night on Idol Paula became flustered when trying to read her note cards, you'll understand why when you see what was written.

Or does Paula have a Flux Capacitor?

Paula had just the right mix of Xanax, Prozac and Jack in her Coke last night.

A reality TV show in England had a kick off series premier when one of their more attractive female guests lifted up her arm and revealed her true identity. Paula Cole.

Hey Paula! You're not in the Bratz movie any more! What are you going to do about it, throw a tantrum? Pray to God? Oh. Awkward.

We love Paula Abdul because she never fails to make us laugh. ...at how drunk she is.

At a conservative political conference, the world's biggest tranny bitch, Ann Coulter, called John Edwards a bundle of sticks. The Fox network doesn't even care.

TV’s most lovable drunk stumbles onto LG. We compiled Paula’s most recent drunktastic Idol clips into one hilarious video.

In LG’s exclusive new interview with drunken Idol host Paula Abdul, she gives us her spaced out ideas on The Middle East.

Paula Abdul got wasted and then did and interview on live television. Brilliant!!!

Grease is not the one that I want. More drunken Paula Abdul, please!

Ever since Ann Kournikova became a star, we have no problem admitting we're a bunch of communists.

Watch two of the world's hottest stranded hotties fight on a island -- Gilligan's Island!@

Watch clips off Paula Abdul acting like a complete drunkard! Yeah!