Nobody can jam to Paul Wall like this little 4-year-old. Nobody!

Strangers are not your friend. To make sure kids know they’re never to talk to strangers, Simon Loki has this instructional video for them to watch.

If you don't know who Paul Banks or Helena Christensen are this is just a mildly amusing pic of a dude touching himself next to a topless model, if you do know who they are it will melt you mind!

The election season is heating up. Make sure you get out and vote for the candidate who will give you the most sexy time.

Just when you were really getting sick of Simon Cowell making fun of our precious American Idol retards, he throws us this crazy girl from his homeland.

Paul Stanley's got some wicked eyebrows. Luckily with a little face paint and his chest hair intact he can still be Gene's effeminate sidekick.

"Britain's Got Talent" is another auditioning show hosted by American Idol's Simon Cowell. He's just found himself the UK's most irresistible little girl.

Did you see Simon Cowell roll his eyes at Chris Richardson during American Idol? According this video, Simon has a history of being a heartless bastard.

Don't miss the awkward tension between these two… Simon tells Ryan to come out, and Ryan laughs it off!

Paul calls Tony a jerk, and then they fight in an elaborately choreographed fight scene. This was done all in stop-motion video.

When the stretch Limo Corvette showed up in front of Paul's house, he knew for certain that Prom '88 would best the BEST PROM EVER!!!

This is Jean-Paul Gaultier's lingerie for today's healthier eaters!

Are you going to heaven or hell? Well, Simon Right from the Path of the Savior Church is here to tell you!