When you're so famous that people hire look-alikes to show up naked at parties... that's pretty darn famous.

These cookies are a must-have for bachelor parties and bar mitzvahs.

Slutty hipsters, skanky drug dealers, happening party-people, all in the LA club scene. I hang out at these bars so you know this sh*t's good.

Well I guess when you're clean, you can party harder than those losers, huh? Right Lins?

The couple that parties together, eventually will have to enter rehab together. Welcome to L.A., Beckhams!!

LeeLee Sobieski looked hot at the Oscars Vanity Fair party.

For some reason I can't find more photos of Courtney at this Oscars after-party. Help! Need more photographic evidence of crazy!

Dita Von Teese at an Oscars party.

Paris partied in Vegas this weekend for her birthday on the 17th. Here's some exclusive footage!

Seriously, you know you're awesome when you're partying with midgets. My friends had better take note: I want midgets at my birthday party!

Paris Hilton showed up at her own birthday party with what looked like foundation clumsily smeared on her face, and sparkle lotion glooped on her chest. Doing your make-up in the limo, Paris?

Brit-Brit was seen out partying again in New York, this time squeezing into a "sexy" red dress.

Figure skater Oksana Baiul at the Playboy SuperBowl party looks like a crappy underwear ad from the 70s.

Matthew certainly likes to party it up with the ladies!

"Synthetic Coke" was a vial of fake cocaine that was once available in "adult" stores. Here's a commercial for it from New York. Party!

South Park's Halloween episode parodies "My Super Sweet 16" to a T! How will Satan make his party memorable??

Lindsay's mom Dina speaks to The Insider about her crazy partying daughter. Too bad Dina's the worst blood-sucking stage mom ever.

Liquid Generation's Elmo partied with Britney this New Years! Seriously, we swear!

Paris parties with her mud flaps flappin'. GROSS!

After "passing out" on New Years Eve, then reportedly going into rehab/detox spa the next day, Britney was recently seen partying hard in Hollywood, once again. Flattering!