We get jealous every time we see Heidi and Spencer frolicking in the park. Okay, we lie.

We definitely like Alba a lot better these days. Her boobs have that post-pregnancy bounce to them.

Here's Andy Dick, shortly after he groped a teenager's breasts in the parking lot the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. He's clearly happy with himself.

Reality TV is a lot like summer camp without the friendships.

Boobs always look a lot prettier with wings attached to them.

That's a lot of public defacement tickets.

Bring back The Diesel and put this in the Fast and The Furious 4 and we might buy a ticket.

Campaigning to be valedictorian seems a lot like campaigning to be a doctor, all of the glory and none of the work.

Guys who work in a print shop have a lot of time on their hands, go figure.

He believes in a lot of things, therapy is not one of them.

He seems to know a lot about things that happen.

Guess when you're retired you've got a lot of time to yourself.

Watch these famous South Park scenes and guess what the characters say next!

She's a lot like her sister, she has amazing boobs at a young age and seems destined for a miserable failure of a life.

There are lots of people we think are dead, here are some of them.

Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!

In theaters 1-18-08. Set in a separate storyline not related to the "Trailer Park Boys" Television show, but with the same lovable characters. The boys get arrested for robbing an ATM machine and spend 18 months in jail. When the get out, they decide to pull off "The Big Dirty" which is to steal a large amount of coins because they are untraceable and quit their life of crime forever.

This fish looks a lot like the sand snakes from Beetlejuice… beetlejuice.. Beetlejuice…

Lots of YouTubers had questions about 2Girls1Cup for the presidential candidates this week. Here are some highlights.

One giant vulva door means a whole lot of fun for the office. Especially if ya'll got some of them lesbians working for ya.