This guy learned to parallel park from Evel Knievel.

Whoose boobs takes you back to the age of the dinosaur. 1993! JURASSIC PARK STILL RULES!

Baby-daddy Larry Birkhead has a tattoo of Anna Nicole on his lower back, just in case we weren't sure which side of the trailer park he's from. (It's the trashy side.)

Watch the mom from Malcolm in the Middle get all schizo on a rude beeyotch in a parking lot! You have to see to believe!

Even cartoons can have wonky eyes.

South Park's Halloween episode parodies "My Super Sweet 16" to a T! How will Satan make his party memorable??

I don't get it. Is it free to enter, and $5 to leave? WTF?

South Park's famous "cripple fight" was taken scene-for-scene from a Rowdy Roddy Piper movie. That's what our intern tells us!!

The name is misleading -- it's a surprisingly hetero park.

Those money-hungry parking garages are getting really tight with their spaces! Hey-o!

This guys parallel parking skillz are so tight, you'll plotz in your pleather pants.

Interspecies parenting shouldn't be that unusual for this trailer park.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Do you live in a trailer park? Do you drink the crappiest beers? Have sex with your sister? Well, maybe you’re Orthodox White Trash!!