Paris Hilton Looks Good in Dubai

Paris Hilton Looks Good in Dubai

Is Paris Hilton ever going to get fat and sloppy? Maybe she's not even human, and will forever stay young and hot and kind of stupid. We hope. Those are amazing traits.

 

Leighton Meester Has A Sex Tape

Leighton Meester Has A Sex Tape

If you're wondering who Leighton Meester is, this is her. TMZ is reporting she has a sex tape that's being shopped around Hollywood. And it involves her feet. Sexy!

 

Sex Face or Sports Face

Sex Face or Sports Face

We’re gonna show you a picture and you have to guess whether it’s a sports face or sex face. Don’t let this get you too excited. Your mom is in the other room.

 

Sex Scene or Murder Scene 5?

Sex Scene or Murder Scene 5?

Turn the lights off, pour yourself a glass of blood, and see if these photos are from a sex or murder scene.

 

10 Worst Celebrity Parents

10 Worst Celebrity Parents

On Mother's Day watch some of the worst celebrity parents ever caught on tape. You'll be grateful yours aren't famous.

 

Paris Hilton Has A Booty

Paris Hilton Has A Booty

It's tiny, but it's there. And so is her crack. Crack is whack, but not on Paris.

 

Jail Bird Bee-yotches

Jail Bird Bee-yotches

This is the chief! Be on the look out for Paris Hilton and these other jail house vag-havers.

 

10 Classic South Park Impersonations

10 Classic South Park Impersonations

Celebrities lucky enough to be parodied on South Park (Kanye West, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears), are awesome...or idiots.

 

10 Celebrities Caught on Tape with Drugs

10 Celebrities Caught on Tape with Drugs

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

 

Sex or Yoga?

Sex or Yoga?

We show you a picture of our sexy model Amber in a pose and you have to guess if it's a yoga position or a position from the Kama Sutra!

 

Paris Hilton Loves Things

Paris Hilton Loves Things

I guess if you're rich and famous you have lots of love to give.

 

Paris Hilton's Body Is Sick

Paris Hilton's Body Is Sick

Love or hate her, you all want to bang her.

 

MILF Newspaper Fail

MILF Newspaper Fail

The editor of this newspaper has obviously never delivered a pizza to a 40-year-old woman's door and then proceeded to have sex with her.

 

Paris Hilton's Retard Face

Paris Hilton's Retard Face

Look very closely...Paris Hilton is retarded.

 

PETA's Sexy Super Bowl Ad

PETA's Sexy Super Bowl Ad

We'll gladly promote the douchecicles at PETA if they continue to show hot women making sex with vegetables.

 

Paris Works for the People

Paris Works for the People

Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

 

Spanish Fly: Wedding Daze Guide To True Love

Spanish Fly: Wedding Daze Guide To True Love

How do you know if you're really, truly in love? You listen to our resident sex expert, The Spanish Fly!

 

The Shrek Sex Tape

The Shrek Sex Tape

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

 

The Hills Go To Paris

The Hills Go To Paris

This week your favorite celebrity sluticles of The Hills travel to Paris because they're idiots.

 

The Britney Spears Sex Tape

The Britney Spears Sex Tape

It’s the video you’ve all been waiting for: The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Liquid Generation’s got the exclusive footage that nobody else has. Don’t you feel lucky? It’s sexy time!

 

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