PHOTOS
After months of China sending us all their ass backwards products, the US finally retaliated by sending over Paris Hilton, in a free container marked "Penis Enlargement Cream."
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11/12/2007
PHOTOS
Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.
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10/15/2007
VIDEOS
David Letterman sat down with Paris Hilton and asked her about the only thing he finds interesting in her career, jail time. The results are awkward and priceless.
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10/1/2007
NEWS
This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!
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9/7/2007
PHOTOS
Paris desperately holds tight to her last bit of dignity as she clutches a teddy bear and slips some nip.
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8/27/2007
PHOTOS
Paris Hilton was violated as a hungry photog tried to snap a picture of her "ladyness". The pap, is now blind.
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8/23/2007
PHOTOS
Paris Hilton has begun her promised change for the better. Here she is holding a baby without dropping it or feeding it Frosted Cocaine Flakes.
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8/20/2007
PHOTOS
Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.
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8/7/2007
ANIMATIONS
In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.
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7/24/2007
NEWS
Philip Norris celebrates America’s independence by saluting all the reasons we totally kick ass.
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7/10/2007