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China Faces New Disease

China Faces New Disease
After months of China sending us all their ass backwards products, the US finally retaliated by sending over Paris Hilton, in a free container marked "Penis Enlargement Cream."
11/12/2007

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LG Comics: Celebrity High

LG Comics: Celebrity High
Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.
10/15/2007

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Letterman vs. Paris

Letterman vs. Paris
David Letterman sat down with Paris Hilton and asked her about the only thing he finds interesting in her career, jail time. The results are awkward and priceless.
10/1/2007

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Paris Hilton Wants A Baby

Paris Hilton Wants A Baby
This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!
9/7/2007

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Paris Nippleton

Paris Nippleton
Paris desperately holds tight to her last bit of dignity as she clutches a teddy bear and slips some nip.
8/27/2007

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Up Paris' Skirt There Lives...

Up Paris' Skirt There Lives...
Paris Hilton was violated as a hungry photog tried to snap a picture of her "ladyness". The pap, is now blind.
8/23/2007

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Saint Hilton of Malibu

Saint Hilton of Malibu
Paris Hilton has begun her promised change for the better. Here she is holding a baby without dropping it or feeding it Frosted Cocaine Flakes.
8/20/2007

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Paris Forgets Clothes at Playboy Party

Paris Forgets Clothes at Playboy Party
Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.
8/7/2007

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Celebrity Slutsicles: Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Song

Celebrity Slutsicles: Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Song
In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.
7/24/2007

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Suck My News: America is #1

Suck My News: America is #1
Philip Norris celebrates America’s independence by saluting all the reasons we totally kick ass.
7/10/2007

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