Paris's Boobs Are Out of Control

Paris's Boobs Are Out of Control

Seriously, we get it, you've got some amazing new bra that you're trying to create a buzz around. Super. Now make yourself useful and become Volvo airbags.

 

Paris Flashes her Undies

Paris Flashes her Undies

Not the first time, probably not the last.

 

Paris's Asscheek

Paris's Asscheek

Oh, please, like you haven't seen these a thousand times before!

 

Paris's Boobs WTF?

Paris's Boobs WTF?

Paris has huge boobs now! When exactly did this happen? How does she pull this off? Why can't I stop looking at them??

 

Paris May Really Have Fake Boobs

Paris May Really Have Fake Boobs

The jury is out for some, but for those of us who've been following the recent growth of the celebutard's lady-pillows, I think she's gotten something done.

 

Courtney Love Makes Paris Look Good

Courtney Love Makes Paris Look Good

Ever-freaky Courtney Love looks like a bloated, exploding French maid. Even Paris looks normal next to her.

 

Paris Cried All the Way Home!

Paris Cried All the Way Home!

Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded!

 

Paris's Car Got Impounded!

Paris's Car Got Impounded!

Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded!

 

Paris's License is Suspended!

Paris's License is Suspended!

Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded! Anyone think she looks like an old hag??

 

Paris Got Pulled Over!

Paris Got Pulled Over!

Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded!

 

Paris Parties in Vegas

Paris Parties in Vegas

Paris partied in Vegas this weekend for her birthday on the 17th. Here's some exclusive footage!

 

Paris Parties with Midgets

Paris Parties with Midgets

Seriously, you know you're awesome when you're partying with midgets. My friends had better take note: I want midgets at my birthday party!

 

Jason Davis Pees Himself

Jason Davis Pees Himself

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

 

Paris' Make-Up Disaster

Paris' Make-Up Disaster

Paris Hilton showed up at her own birthday party with what looked like foundation clumsily smeared on her face, and sparkle lotion glooped on her chest. Doing your make-up in the limo, Paris?

 

Did Paris Get a Boob Job?

Did Paris Get a Boob Job?

Her melons are looking meatier… did she get 'em done, or is that just a really good bra?

 

Celebrity ButtPlug: Paris Hilton

Celebrity ButtPlug: Paris Hilton

The "Parass Hilton" buttplug is a must-have for any celeb-obsessed loved one this season!

 

Paris's Ass Flash

Paris's Ass Flash

From "Paris Exposed" – her old boyfriend exposed her ass!

 

Young Paris & Nicole

Young Paris & Nicole

Here's Paris and Nicole, BFFs since they were wee ones. See, Nicole really IS black!

 

Paris' Other Fake ID

Paris' Other Fake ID

Paris' fake California ID. Crappy, crappy indeed. Yet better than the Ohio one.

 

Paris and Michael Jackson

Paris and Michael Jackson

Paris & Nikki Hilton and Nicole Richie are seen here posing with Michael Jackson. Weirder still is the old man next to them with the oxygen machine.

 

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