Paris Gets Wiggy

Paris Gets Wiggy

Paris donned a black wig to make an "incognito" escape to Maui after her Larry King interview. I guess saving the world can wait for vacation!

 

Paris is Free

Paris is Free

Now that she's been released from prison, Paris is on her way to annoy the hell out of he neighbors in the Hollywood Hills.

 

The Wonk-Eye is Free!

The Wonk-Eye is Free!

Happy Paris was greeted by the press and her family outside Lynwood Correction Facility at her releasal Monday night.

 

Paris Escapes!

Paris Escapes!

Paris Hilton gets escorted from Lynwood Monday night – a free woman!

 

Paris is a 7th Grader

Paris is a 7th Grader

Paris drew a picture for the good folks at TMZ and they almost threw it out because they thought it was from a retarded fan. But then they noticed her spot-on signature, which she no doubt practiced signing for years all over her Trapper Keeper.

 
 

Traffic Jam

Traffic Jam

Mass exodus from a huge outdoor concert? People flocking to visit Paris Hilton in jail? Hard to say....

 

Lindsay & Paris Dressup

Lindsay & Paris Dressup

Lindsay and Paris DO wear underwear! Only they're wearing it on the outside of their clothes! Nice try, ladies!

 

Talkdown: Paris Speaks!

Talkdown: Paris Speaks!

This week a new face is added to the LG news crew. Lou Berk, our crotchety newsman, speaks with Paris Hilton live from her Five Star Jail Cell.

 

Paris Hilton In "Paris' Prison Blues"

Paris Hilton In "Paris' Prison Blues"

To celebrate her stay in prison, here is Paris Hilton singing a song to the tune of Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues.”

 

Paris Nailfile Cake

Paris Nailfile Cake

A local L.A. bakery is selling "Paris Visitor's Cakes" – muffins with a fake nailfile through the middle! That hot!

 

Paris Enemy Boobs

Paris Enemy Boobs

The boobs of the girls who hate Paris Hilton – unite!

 
 

Paris Calls Her Panties

Paris Calls Her Panties

Every celebutard heiress knows that a good pair of panties doubles as a cell phone holder!

 

Paris' Tampon: Exposed!

Paris' Tampon: Exposed!

More of Paris' old photos and documents are surfacing... why would she have a photo of her tampon string? Why not?

 

Paris in Prison Spoof Video

Paris in Prison Spoof Video

"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!

 

Paris OWNED!

Paris OWNED!

Paris gets owned in a really Disco way! Warning: may cause seizures!

 

News: Britney, Lindsay, and Paris' Laser Crotch

News: Britney, Lindsay, and Paris' Laser Crotch

What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.

 

Paris Weeping Zen

Paris Weeping Zen

Stare at this image of Paris Hilton weeping in the back seat of a squad car, and feel the tranquility sweep over your body, cleansing it with its calming coolness. Om......

 

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