Paris Gets Wiggy
Paris donned a black wig to make an "incognito" escape to Maui after her Larry King interview. I guess saving the world can wait for vacation!
Paris is Free
Now that she's been released from prison, Paris is on her way to annoy the hell out of he neighbors in the Hollywood Hills.
The Wonk-Eye is Free!
Happy Paris was greeted by the press and her family outside Lynwood Correction Facility at her releasal Monday night.
Paris is a 7th Grader
Paris drew a picture for the good folks at TMZ and they almost threw it out because they thought it was from a retarded fan. But then they noticed her spot-on signature, which she no doubt practiced signing for years all over her Trapper Keeper.
Traffic Jam
Mass exodus from a huge outdoor concert? People flocking to visit Paris Hilton in jail? Hard to say....
Lindsay & Paris Dressup
Lindsay and Paris DO wear underwear! Only they're wearing it on the outside of their clothes! Nice try, ladies!
Talkdown: Paris Speaks!
This week a new face is added to the LG news crew. Lou Berk, our crotchety newsman, speaks with Paris Hilton live from her Five Star Jail Cell.
Paris Hilton In "Paris' Prison Blues"
To celebrate her stay in prison, here is Paris Hilton singing a song to the tune of Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues.”
Paris Nailfile Cake
A local L.A. bakery is selling "Paris Visitor's Cakes" – muffins with a fake nailfile through the middle! That hot!
Paris Calls Her Panties
Every celebutard heiress knows that a good pair of panties doubles as a cell phone holder!
Paris' Tampon: Exposed!
More of Paris' old photos and documents are surfacing... why would she have a photo of her tampon string? Why not?
Paris in Prison Spoof Video
"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!
News: Britney, Lindsay, and Paris' Laser Crotch
What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.
Paris Weeping Zen
Stare at this image of Paris Hilton weeping in the back seat of a squad car, and feel the tranquility sweep over your body, cleansing it with its calming coolness. Om......
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