PHOTOS
An average of 11 people per theater when to see Paris' new movie this weekend. Those people were tricked by her Oompa Loompa PR man.
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2/11/2008
PHOTOS
Reports of Paris being a lesbian are false, she's only into her own lady bits.
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2/8/2008
PHOTOS
Paris Hilton is modeling for Fila, their first major endorsement since Grant Hill in 1995. She looks as confused as us.
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1/15/2008
GAMES
Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.
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1/10/2008
NEWS
This week Britney, Paris and Jodie Foster get gay together, Scrooge McDuck is mistaken for Donald Trump and David Blaine is on drugs.
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12/7/2007
NEWS
This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.
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11/30/2007
PHOTOS
Oh Paris, that stunning shade of "Recently gave a blow job" red really accents your smile… and the fact that you're an idiot.
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11/12/2007
PHOTOS
After months of China sending us all their ass backwards products, the US finally retaliated by sending over Paris Hilton, in a free container marked "Penis Enlargement Cream."
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11/12/2007
PHOTOS
We are not quite sure what this is, but its somewhat cute and incapable of running away. The excellent pet for your favorite Socialite.
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11/6/2007
PHOTOS
Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.
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10/15/2007