Paris side-swiped some garbage cans at the end of her driveway, giving her brand-new $400,000 Bentley a few scratched and a mean dent. Let's see how the heiress reacts!

This is like a commercial for a Turkish bank or something. All's I know is, the choreographer needs an Oscar!

Paris Hilton was spotted washing off at a Bondi Beach outdoor shower recently. Those onlookers' expressions are priceless.

Paris parties with her mud flaps flappin'. GROSS!

After a recent singing performance at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas, Paris got pelted in the face with an ice cube! That's hot!

There's a first. Paris acting like a drunken slut. Again.

Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.

All beer commercials are sexy. This one just adds in the angry girlfriend factor.

The Furniture Guy does all his own stunts. And wears a mean leather jacket.

Now I KNOW this has to be a fake photo -- they're BOTH eating, at the same time??

I'm still not sure what this commercial is for. And I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter.

"I learned it from watching Darth Vader, Dad!"

Will Ferrell did a commercial for iPod. I love that guy.

Paris & Nikki got frisky and weird in their limo over the weekend. Eww, bitches, you're SISTERS!

Paris, Lindsay and Britney are the "Three Disgraces" - like Greek mythology for the celebutard set.

This commercial is part of a new wave of super-freaky, anthropomorphic tv ads, that seem especially popular for cany companies. But we don't know what anthropomorphic means.

Weirdly enough, later this night Lindsay went out clubbing with Paris! (Seriously.)

"Here, honeyyyyyy, you nip's slipping out a littlllllle. Lemme just cover it ith my haaaaaand. We're hot even when we're waaasteeed."

Friends poop alike.

"I'm Paris Hilton and I can do whatever I want… including walking my wasted friend out of my house at 6am in clothes I lent her so she didn't have to do the Walk of Shame in front of all these papparazzi."