Mel faces Jail, New York faces heat, and Paris faces the press (and looks dumb). Philip Norris has the latest, and doesn’t have sex with boys!

We always wanted to know what it would look like if Spider Man was gay.

We'd like to believe this was our car. And we'd like to believe that our girlfriend had those boobs. Ah, she's going to break up with us.

How else did you think animal crackers were made?

Ah, now we know who to call when we want some shady sex.

Here's an art house short film of Paris Hilton. It's so David Lynch dude. Totally. Indie till we die.

Director Vincent Gallo put Paris Hilton in a microwave and all he got was this stinkin' video.

Paris Hilton looks extremely bangable in this German Yellow Pages commercial.

Watch the uncensored version of Paris Hilton’s new music video Stars Are Blind. It’s sexier than her sex tape and it won’t get you in trouble if you watch it at work!

Someone had sex with Anna Nicole and Batwoman is a huge lesbo.

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

Philip Norris gives you the inside scoop on Lindsay, Paris and the fat sweaty guy no one likes!

Everybody’s favorite celebrity sluts are back for another round of slutiness. This time Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson talk about the latest gossip on their cellphones!

In this episode, Philip Norris applauds Craigslist sex and hopes that other websites will help people get their freak on.

This week we celebrate the viruses that make sex just a little less fun. We salute you, STDs!

We though we’d do the world some good and offer you the complete and uncensored Paris Hilton Sex Tape.

If you haven’t seen the Colin Farrell Sex Tape, now is your chance. And please note: No blowup dolls were harmed in this video, only humped.

Rummy really knows how to make those reporters pay attention to him. Gayness!

It's official. Some people have a fetish for dead people.

One of Paris Hilton’s stupid boyfriends crashed her Bently into a truck. See the dumbassery unfold!