Come on, there’s a lot more in your head than some stupid magic hat can see. Skip the sorting ceremony and take LG’s Ultimate Harry Potter Personality Quiz!

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

Is Paris Hilton ever going to get fat and sloppy? Maybe she's not even human, and will forever stay young and hot and kind of stupid. We hope. Those are amazing traits.

Like zoinks Scoob! All our favorite celebrities have been turned into z-z-z-zombies! We gotta figure out who they are!

It's tiny, but it's there. And so is her crack. Crack is whack, but not on Paris.

This is the chief! Be on the look out for Paris Hilton and these other jail house vag-havers.

Celebrities lucky enough to be parodied on South Park (Kanye West, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears), are awesome...or idiots.

Are you into feet? Stuffed animals? Monkeys? Well take this quiz and we'll tell you what your sexual fetish is!

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

Take this quiz and find out which Major League Baseball player you most resemble. Then pick up a copy of MLB 08: The Show on PSP!

Take this Batman quiz to see if you’re The Joker, Penguin, Vicky Vale, Batman himself, or other popular Batman characters.

I guess if you're rich and famous you have lots of love to give.

Love or hate her, you all want to bang her.

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Look very closely...Paris Hilton is retarded.

Sure, being a porn star can be a pain in the butt (tee hee hee), but sometimes they get famous and make lots of cash. So, which famous porn performer are you the most like?

Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

In this quiz, we’ll ask you a series of questions about famous superstitions and other urban legends to try and gauge your overall gullibility. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. Own it 12/16 on 2-Disc DVD & Blu-ray.

The dudes in Pineapple Express don't know if they're paranoid because they've partied too much, or if bad guys are trying to kill them. Have you ever felt the same way? Brought to you by Pineapple Express, in theaters August 6.

Are you as tough as Hellboy or just a totally helpless wimp? Take the quiz to find out!