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Paris Enemy Boobs

Paris Enemy Boobs

The boobs of the girls who hate Paris Hilton – unite!

 

Paris and the Burger King

Paris and the Burger King

She's not "having it her way"! LOL!

 

Paris Calls Her Panties

Paris Calls Her Panties

Every celebutard heiress knows that a good pair of panties doubles as a cell phone holder!

 

Paris' Tampon: Exposed!

Paris' Tampon: Exposed!

More of Paris' old photos and documents are surfacing... why would she have a photo of her tampon string? Why not?

 

Paris in Prison Spoof Video

Paris in Prison Spoof Video

"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!

 

Paris OWNED!

Paris OWNED!

Paris gets owned in a really Disco way! Warning: may cause seizures!

 

News: Britney, Lindsay, and Paris' Laser Crotch

News: Britney, Lindsay, and Paris' Laser Crotch

What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.

 

Paris Weeping Zen

Paris Weeping Zen

Stare at this image of Paris Hilton weeping in the back seat of a squad car, and feel the tranquility sweep over your body, cleansing it with its calming coolness. Om......

 

Paris is Screwed – HA HA!

Paris is Screwed – HA HA!

Even a carton bully laughs at you, Paris.

 

Man Screams Out at Paris Press Conference

Man Screams Out at Paris Press Conference

When the judge's decision to send Paris back to prison is read, an unseen man cries out in obvious agony. Will celebrity justice never be served??

 

More Crocodile Tears!

More Crocodile Tears!

Paris is getting hauled off *BACK* to Lynwood today! Are you ecstatic or sad?

 

Paris Cries in Squad Car

Paris Cries in Squad Car

This morning (June 8, 2007) Paris Hilton was cuffed and taken by squad car after a judge has ordered her back in court.... and back to JAIL!!

 

Paris's Mugshots

Paris's Mugshots

Perhaps representing the height of celebrity mugshots, Paris proves she's always herself by posing her ass off for the cops. Nice.

 

Paris's Nightmare in Wax

Paris's Nightmare in Wax

Paris Hilton's wax figure got outfitted in prison stripes... good thing stripes are in this season!!

 

Sarah Silverman Sticks It to Paris

Sarah Silverman Sticks It to Paris

Sarah Silverman gave the Hilton heiress a good grilling last night at the MTV Movie Awards... Paris was hardly spared, and her face totally shows it! God, I want to hump you, Sarah!

 

Paris Gets Support From God

Paris Gets Support From God

Paris doesn't need a bra for support, when she's got God and the good book on her side!

 

Paris Made a Collage for Her Dad

Paris Made a Collage for Her Dad

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

 

Paris Hilton In Jail! Live & Boring!

Paris Hilton In Jail! Live & Boring!

Watch Paris Hilton in jail right now! It's live! It's boring! It's a great way to spend the afternoon!

 

I Want To Be Paris Hilton's Lawyer

I Want To Be Paris Hilton's Lawyer

Check out this weird commercial of a lawyer advertising on TV that he wants only one client: Paris Hilton.

 

Paris Hilton's Hottie Trainer

Paris Hilton's Hottie Trainer

Paris is getting into shape before prison, and luckily for us man-lovers, her trainer is SUPER hot!!

 
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