Rumor has it that she has a deal with a paparazzi company, and she's doing this sh!t for ca$h. Figures.

The paparazzi were surrounding Britney's car when she made the mistake of climbing into the back seat and flashing her panties. Their reactions are priceless.

Britney was caught in a paparazzi mêlée on her way to the gym while she inexplicably sported a white towel wrapped on her face. Why in the world would she be wearing said towel in such a fashion? To pretend she's Santa Claus, that's why, Silly!

While the paparazzi chased Paris as SHE was driving in her Bentley, they caught a glimpse into her window, texting Paris Latsis that she'd 'come by' after her lawyer meeting. She's gettin' some from a dude before she has to give it up to her bull-dyke cellmates!

Britney rants to paparazzi about how much she's harrassed by them. Creepy and loony.

There's still argument whether or not this guy "threw" himself on her car, or if she said, "I did it, I saw him." Anyway, YOU DECIDE!

Lindsay was accused of driving drunk by a paparazzi outside a club in NYC recently. EVERYBODY knows she only drinks water! Duh!

See the aftermath from Britney's paparazzi punch-out!! (er, ah… umbrella-out?)

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

Britney checked into Promises rehabilitation clinic, and the paparazzi already found her! She looks like Telly Savalas!

Britney checked into Promises rehabilitation clinic, and the paparazzi already found her!

Paris like the beach. She also likes flashing her slash at the paparazzi! Thank god it's covered this time.

The world's littlest pervert will some doay grow up to be the worlds most-hated paparazzo.

This is the kinda technology that the paparazzi need. Turn into a camera, take some photos of Britney's crotch, then transform into a car and drive away when Linsday Lohan tries to hit you with her car.

Those paparazzi pics can only get you so close. Liquid Generation’s News Team takes you on a fantastic voyage right into Brit’s flesh canyon.

Anna Nicole makes cash, Spinach makes you sick, and the Paparazzi makes Diaz’s day. Philip Norris has the stories, and he’s hopped up on “Cocaine.”