The ladies from Flavor of Love are getting schooled. Hopefully they will learn how not to crap their pants.

This hot, pants-less 18-year-old model recently died of a heart attack. Seriously, all the sexy skinny chicks are croaking!

Barack Obama charmed my pants off when he appeared on Conan O'Brien, right before announcing his candidacy for president"

America's Next Top Model is already tops in my pants! Er, I mean book!

This cute, mini-Lohan flashed her pants to the paps – and they loved it!

I don't know if she's copying Madonna or just forgot her pants. Either way, I think she's crazy.

…And if you aren't wearing pants, there's a place to sit on my lap.

Well seriously, does she not care that this guy's pulling down her pants? Weird.

Okay it's just a puppy. But he's napping on a water bottle and it's so freakin' cute I just crapped my pants.

I think those people in the restaurant might be aware of her incontinence problem…

Andy Dick "releases" in a public men's room. And he looks great in skinny black pants.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear pants. Pants come to him to seek protection.

This guys parallel parking skillz are so tight, you'll plotz in your pleather pants.

Hey, Superman is human too. Don't hate on him because he craps his pants.

Choose your Oscar picks and post them in your MySpace profile, Livejournal or blog. It's so cool you'll wet your pants.

Anything Will Ferrell says will make you fart your pants. Here’s some proof.

Look closely at the pictures. Once you’re done peeing in your pants, send this to a friend so that they, too, can pee in their pants.