I bet the 30 seconds it would have taken to put on his pants might have spared him *some* humiliation. And scrapes.

If that don't make you LOL your pants, then you can just go kill yourself. OOPS!

Persian bubble-butt babe and sex tape maker extraordinaire Kim Kardashian takes her ass for a walk in some plushy pants. It's like two fat kittens wrestling down there!

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.

Seriously, Mom, you're getting lazy. How long before you can't wear those white pants any more?

Watch him dance! Watch him find romance! Feel better about the size of your pants!

Eva Cavalli, sister of designer Roberto Cavalli, was working the runway when she had a fashion disaster! Good thing you were wearing knickers, Eva!

Everything is wrong with this picture. Just take your pants off, Jess!

I'm actually more fascinated by why that girl's pants look like rubber. Weird.

And yeah, she's probably high, too.

Did P-Diddy get massive? Or do those pants just make his ass look big?

The ladies from Flavor of Love are getting schooled. Hopefully they will learn how not to crap their pants.

This hot, pants-less 18-year-old model recently died of a heart attack. Seriously, all the sexy skinny chicks are croaking!

Barack Obama charmed my pants off when he appeared on Conan O'Brien, right before announcing his candidacy for president"

America's Next Top Model is already tops in my pants! Er, I mean book!

This cute, mini-Lohan flashed her pants to the paps – and they loved it!

I don't know if she's copying Madonna or just forgot her pants. Either way, I think she's crazy.

…And if you aren't wearing pants, there's a place to sit on my lap.

Well seriously, does she not care that this guy's pulling down her pants? Weird.

Okay it's just a puppy. But he's napping on a water bottle and it's so freakin' cute I just crapped my pants.