Cheating Man

Cheating Man

I bet the 30 seconds it would have taken to put on his pants might have spared him *some* humiliation. And scrapes.

 

Chris Benoit Will BRB

Chris Benoit Will BRB

If that don't make you LOL your pants, then you can just go kill yourself. OOPS!

 

Kim Kardashian's Butt Strikes Again

Kim Kardashian's Butt Strikes Again

Persian bubble-butt babe and sex tape maker extraordinaire Kim Kardashian takes her ass for a walk in some plushy pants. It's like two fat kittens wrestling down there!

 

Kate Moss is Skinny and Goth

Kate Moss is Skinny and Goth

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.

 

Segway Mom

Segway Mom

Seriously, Mom, you're getting lazy. How long before you can't wear those white pants any more?

 

1000-Pound Fatty

1000-Pound Fatty

Watch him dance! Watch him find romance! Feel better about the size of your pants!

 

Pants Go Down, Oh Noes!

Pants Go Down, Oh Noes!

Eva Cavalli, sister of designer Roberto Cavalli, was working the runway when she had a fashion disaster! Good thing you were wearing knickers, Eva!

 

Jessica Simpson Looks Awkward in Pants

Jessica Simpson Looks Awkward in Pants

Everything is wrong with this picture. Just take your pants off, Jess!

 

Jay Z Checks Out a Cheerleader

Jay Z Checks Out a Cheerleader

I'm actually more fascinated by why that girl's pants look like rubber. Weird.

 
 

P-Fatty

P-Fatty

Did P-Diddy get massive? Or do those pants just make his ass look big?

 

Charm School

Charm School

The ladies from Flavor of Love are getting schooled. Hopefully they will learn how not to crap their pants.

 

Eliana Ramos – Before She Died

Eliana Ramos – Before She Died

This hot, pants-less 18-year-old model recently died of a heart attack. Seriously, all the sexy skinny chicks are croaking!

 

Barack on Conan

Barack on Conan

Barack Obama charmed my pants off when he appeared on Conan O'Brien, right before announcing his candidacy for president"

 

Adrianne Curry

Adrianne Curry

America's Next Top Model is already tops in my pants! Er, I mean book!

 

Lindsay's Friend's Butt

Lindsay's Friend's Butt

This cute, mini-Lohan flashed her pants to the paps – and they loved it!

 

Sienna Miller Sans Pants

Sienna Miller Sans Pants

I don't know if she's copying Madonna or just forgot her pants. Either way, I think she's crazy.

 

No Shirt No Problem

No Shirt No Problem

…And if you aren't wearing pants, there's a place to sit on my lap.

 

Britney Landing Strip

Britney Landing Strip

Well seriously, does she not care that this guy's pulling down her pants? Weird.

 

Napping Puppy

Napping Puppy

Okay it's just a puppy. But he's napping on a water bottle and it's so freakin' cute I just crapped my pants.

 

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