"Excuse me, is that your butt winking at my butt?"

It's going to take a lot more than flowers to get in her pants, buddy. Start with trying to replace your face.

Somebody call Orkin.

Here’s a song you might remember from your horrible childhood: the diarrhea song. This tune is so good it will make you soil your pants even if you’re constipated.

Do you have what it takes to unlock the mystery of Mary Shaw? But be warned, this may make you crap your pants.

Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.

Though it's not tough to figure out who wears the "pants" in the relationship, we can also deduce from this picture that Samantha holds the cigarettes.

Although Superman's whole thing is wearing underwear outside his pants, Clark Kent does not look good in a bikini, and so they invented Supergirl!

Some people really don't put their pants on one leg at a time just like you however; they are also comfortable in their boxers around other guys.

Even doing flips, shaking your humps, and pissing your pants will not impress the ladies that wrote "Barracuda"(known now as "chick song from Guitar Hero III").

Did that really just happen? Who directed this? Clearly someone with Jedi mindpowers.

Realistically this will provide a slightly more sanitary option than her old method of pissing her pants on stage.

The Internet's favorite all "bear" boy band is back and bringing Christmas out of the closet and into their pants.

Rosario, from Will and Grace is somewhere wetting her pants.

Fergie is now selling handbags that are apparently are made out of Kilts… and is that piss on her pants… again!? Oh no.. It's just sweat.

Wino has a drug problem, she cancels tours, and wears pants 3 sizes too small. Someone needs to buy her some new pants, that’s some nasty muffin top.

"OK so get this officer, I was chasing a burglar out of my house, right? Then my pants just shot off into the street and he pulled out a gun, I got scared and I..."

Zsa Zsa late husband claims he was robbed and forced to undress by three woman, at gunpoint. Oddly enough they didn’t steal his car or his cell phone... Someone's pants are on fire.