Why do people have to sexualize things like the simple art of stuffing a bear's ass full of fluff?

Don't you just want to eat him?

Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.

To be fair, he really just loves nature.

The Internet's favorite all "bear" boy band is back and bringing Christmas out of the closet and into their pants.

There are few things we find more freaking delicious than a gummy bear. Robot Chicken totally agrees.

Paris desperately holds tight to her last bit of dignity as she clutches a teddy bear and slips some nip.

Greasy Bear Davis showed up on the LA club scene with a bloody eye. Someone is learning their place.

The fact that the penis that would fit into that condom would be bigger than both of them has no bearing here. Stupid.

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

Short textAutodrone are a four-piece from New York who usually play with much louder guitars, but were willing to come by our studios and strip it down for us. The result was a much different sound than that found on their debut record, Panic.

Football fans and video game nerds alike will love this version of Sunday's big game. GO BEARS!

In 1985 the Chicago Bears won the Superbowl, and created the greatest rap video ever to celebrate. Now that they're up against the Colts for 2007's 'Bowl, we'd like to play this video as a loving tribute to a stupendous line-up. I love you, Sweetness. I love you, McMahon.

Vomiting on live TV never seems to bore me, but this guy seems to be the fastest at it.

Hey hey! This polar bear just dropped some E, so let's watch him do his thang!

What is this, the McDonalds in Alaska?

Don't be distracted by the funny sign -- there's bears mating on the left!

She's the cuddliest girl at the freak zoo!

I dunno if this is an elf costume or a cupid-bear or a doggy Robin Hood, but it's so frickin' adorable my eyes are bleeding.

Japanese Girls look adorable when their about to be mauled by a bear.