This 27-year-old Obama speech writer (left) is in a little trouble for grabbing fake Hillary Clinton's fake boob. We'd understand if he was grabbing Palin's breasteses, cause she's hot, but whatevs. If he likes man-boobs that's his deal.

3-year-old Sarah Palin loves to hunt cute little wolves from helicopters.

Some politicians are very, very repetitive.

She could be our next Vice President and if she is... DEATH TO ALL MOOSE -- including Bullwinkle!

She's wearing a scarf with donkeys on it. A Donkey is a sign of the Democratic Party. We really can't be witty about something like this.

Show the neighbors how annoying you are by putting one of these pumpkins on your doorstep for Halloween.

Sarah Palin's legs are so much hotter than Barack Obama's.

Sarah Palin almost looks like the lifeguards in Baywatch, but with real breasts.

Find out if America's hottest hockey mom, Sarah Palin, wants to have your babies.

Here's a first look at porn star Lisa Ann. She's going to be playing Sarah Palin in the Hustler porno about the VP candidate. Schwing!

It's easy to dress like Sarah Palin if you're really hot.

She is so talented, so beautiful, so Presidential-like. But most of all, she's so charming!

For reals footage of Sarah Palin in a swimsuit during her 1984 Miss Alaska beauty pageant.

I wish this worked for me while taking exams in college.

...or so this poster will have you believe.

Oh how adorkable.