Can you find the one future gay man in this photo? We can! Hint, he is the only one not looking at the sweat meats!

"I love her so much, and I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve." Barf! Nothing says "Take me back." like a tattoo of your ex's titties. Classy man.

Mr. Artiste could have made me anything in the world and he chooses to make me a bald, naked, fat man.

Maybe this guy can replace Tobey Maguire's horrible emo performance this summer. Watching this guy run into a wall is far more entertaining.

The man who rapped "its just like a mini-mall" almost as many times as Tay bellowed "Chocolate Rain", is back with a new video.

Crazy Japanese TV is always there to brighten your day. This guy bounces around like a real life Kirby.

This Japanese man makes Donald Trump's comb over look like amatuer hour.

This man is the fastest stripper in the world! He is NOT the most attractive stripper in the world.

In this Pac-Man parody, help Mary-Kate Olsen snort boatloads of primo cocaine. Be sure to play this with your kids.

Never attack the man with the microphone.

There is so much sex oozing from this image. Don’t stare for too long, you will be overcome by hormones.

Just another one of many Maury guests that is terrified of something stupid. Peaches? Come on man! Eggplants, now THOSE are scary.

From the man who brought us Chocolate Rain, here comes Internet Dream. He better sign a contract pretty soon, its getting old already.

PingPing, the world's shortest adult got to meet Bao Xishun, the world's tallest man. Then they made sweet, sweet love.

The world's tallest man meets the world's smallest man. Why? Because Normals love to giggle.

For the modern Japanese business man! This guy uses his commute time to get some much needed dental work done.

This news footage (Spanish?) shows a street fight between five men – they guy in all black takes on the other four! Awesome!

This possibly-homeless creep decided he had to go *so bad* that he dropped trou and $#@t in a planter. Classy.

This man had a rare condition known as "fetus-in-fetus," wherein an non-survived twin became a calcified mass in his belly. WARNING: gross!!

I bet the 30 seconds it would have taken to put on his pants might have spared him *some* humiliation. And scrapes.