Reports of Paris being a lesbian are false, she's only into her own lady bits.

Man has his own style, you have to give him that.

It's called elected amputation and it involves people performing their own medical procedures at home.

Ashanti's sister is just as beautiful as her luscious self. Not bad for a woman with her own isle at the supermarket.

Even if you've got your very own Hattori Hanzo, don't forget to take your cold medicine.

Get ur own crispy chickenz.

Woody Allen has finally opened his own school for girls… lucky bastards.

These images of Mrs. Smith where released today accompanying claims she was nearly dead, covered in her own vomit, when they were taken.

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

In theaters 10-12-07. Two brothers on opposite sides of the law. Beyond their differences lies loyalty.

Milton Bradley was injured yesterday in one of the most embarassing ways possible. His own coach tossed him to the ground and tore his ACL.

In theaters 11-9-07. Southland Tales is an ensemble piece set in the futuristic landscape of Los Angeles on July 4, 2008, as it stands on the brink of social, economic and environmental disaster. Boxer Santaros is an action star who's stricken with amnesia. His life intertwines with Krysta Now, an adult film star developing her own reality television project, and Ronald Taverner, a Hermosa Beach police officer who holds the key to a vast conspiracy.

It's good to see that the guys at Bungie Studios are cashing their Halo 3 checks to build totally useless and awesome things like their own warthog.

"Little Wings" as performed by Mark Gormley is an audio treat on its own. Add in a mustache, dance moves, and a green screen and well its just art.

Salma Hayek is apparently pregnant with a litter of puppies. She is so huge she practically has her own gravitational pull.

LG's very own Sir Monkey sat down with some of the cast of the hilarious new movie Hot Rod to ask them a few simple questions. What happened after may blow your mind!

It's no secret that Paris Hilton has extensions – in fact, she's got her own brand!

This wacky dog is getting angry at his bone, and his own foot! Watch him go! GRRRRRR!

Amaze your friends by growing a condom all your own! P.S., don't use the condom afterwards. Duh.

Apparently they are too big for their own good! How nice!