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The phrase 'Oh no' should never be overheard at a demolition.

 
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Wrong Way

By: LG Staff
September 19 2011, 8:41 AM

The phrase 'Oh no' should never be overheard at a demolition.

 

 


Little Rock, Arkansas
– When Michelle Duggar’s vagina overheard a conversation about a “due date” for “Number 19, Jesus-Jaylyn”, the vagina, known locally as “Stretch” reportedly suffered a massive panic attack.

This is the eighteenth known attack the vagina has suffered, and sources close to situation say the vagina was seen being carried away on a stretcher screaming expletives at Mr. Duggar. The source went on to say that the vagina was so agitated that it most certainly would have been waving its arms in the air, if it had been able to grow arms.

When contacted, a hospital representative would only say that the vagina was resting comfortably after being denied a transfer to a different body.