See who picks up Pee-wee Herman in their truck during a scary Halloween night! Hint: It’s a leprechaun!

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

Okay, we like Lindsay Lohan again. SUE US.

Picking out your favorite twin is like choosing your favorite boob. It just doesn’t matter sometimes.

Talk about chubbing up. Lay off the Doritos and pick up the crystal meth!

Michael Jackson is one of the most gifted badasses of our time. He’s also one of the sexiest. The way he picks up little boys…he’s just a smooth criminal.

Take this quiz and find out which Major League Baseball player you most resemble. Then pick up a copy of MLB 08: The Show on PSP!

This is how classy we are when we pick up chicks.

We paired up some of the hottest guys and girls from the 2009 Oscars and leave it up to you to decide Who'd You Rather!

Just in time for the Oscars, here’s a look at all of the actors we think died this year.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

If you see a bunch of car crashes in the streets when it's icy out, just pick up your video camera and laugh away!

This week Oscar De La Hoya hosts the boobtacular Latina edition of Whoose Boobs! He loves to look at the ladies and dress like them!

Trying to get laid? Well, then you might want to get some better pick-up lines than these guys.

This is payback for all the instructors that made you drive to pick up their laundry.

Is it possible to give her the Oscar for "Best Actress Who Made Oneself Ugly" now so we don't have listen to her all year about how "hard" this was.

Seriously, if you think she's hot, go to Denny's, pick up a girl eating a grand slam, dress her up in fancy clothes, and enjoy.

This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.

From William Goldman to Diablo Cody you've come a long way screenwriters. How on Earth did you get studios to pay you when she is the "best" of the year?