Dita Von Teese at an Oscars party.

Everyone’s favorite prepubescent vaudeville comedy act are hosting this year’s Academy Awards. Ellen mysteriously disappeared. No more questions!

The wax figures of Victoria Adams and David Beckham were recently draped in American flags to celebrate their recent move to the US. Yay, more big-tittied tarts and their super-studly metrosexual man=meat in L.A.!

Izabel Goulart is French for "sexy sexy ooh la la."

This is like a commercial for a Turkish bank or something. All's I know is, the choreographer needs an Oscar!

Ey, mon. Me dog no got de ganja todaay. He too busy cleanin' me kitchen floor like a mop! He de best!

These Asian gymnasts put even Cirque de Soleil to shame when it comes to child labor and head-leaps.

Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.

Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with Coronas, Tacos and Salma Hayek’s cleavage!

Choose your Oscar picks and post them in your MySpace profile, Livejournal or blog. It's so cool you'll wet your pants.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Indies won Oscars, Disney has a renaissance, and Scarlett Johansson lurked just around the corner… waiting…it’s time to celebrate movies of the 1990s!

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!