Two things learned from the video: never drive in Russia, and uh... never ride in a car in Russia. They're worse than L.A. drivers.

A local L.A. bakery is selling "Paris Visitor's Cakes" – muffins with a fake nailfile through the middle! That hot!

Bizarre L.A. TrafficWatch: No one's on the freeway – why???

Dina Lohan sure did look different when Lindsay was a baby... It must have been before the de-horse-ifying surgery.

Slutty hipsters, skanky drug dealers, happening party-people, all in the LA club scene. I hang out at these bars so you know this sh*t's good.

The couple that parties together, eventually will have to enter rehab together. Welcome to L.A., Beckhams!!

Fergie was TOO DRUNK TO FLY the other day when she tried to board a flight to L.A. from London. They wouldn't let her on, and she was falling over. (We presume she was sober enough when she did this Maxim shoot)

DO NOT ACCUSE LOHAN OF DRUNK DRIVING. She will zap you.

When you're playing a stripper in a movie, you gotta do your homework. Lindsay Lohan seen leaving a stripper dance class in LA.

Whoose boobs goes for Oscar gold!

LeeLee Sobieski looked hot at the Oscars Vanity Fair party.

For some reason I can't find more photos of Courtney at this Oscars after-party. Help! Need more photographic evidence of crazy!

Halle Berry looked radiant at the Oscars!

Rose McGowan showed up at a Oscars afterparty with some weird bandaid under her eye. Girl is looking rough!

Nicole Richie and her boyfriend Joel Madden were caught making out hardcore at an Oscars afterparty. Sexy!

Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson had to fluff the girls before going to an Oscar afterparty.

Jessica Biel doesn't need a bra – she's OUR best "supporting" actress!

Clint Eastwood's wife "grabbed" his crotch during Martin Scorcese's acceptance speech. Awkward!!

Reese Witherspoon looks fabulous on the Oscars red carpet.

Beyonce & Jennifer Hudson perform at the 2007 Oscars.