Ana Ivanovic defeated Rossana De los rios in straight sets 6-1, 6-2. She also looks nice in a sports bra. That's called win, win ladies and gentlemen.

Is it possible to give her the Oscar for "Best Actress Who Made Oneself Ugly" now so we don't have listen to her all year about how "hard" this was.

This answers the question of why they wear masks; they're a bunch of Mexicans evading border patrol.

Hillary does not look like a man, she looks like a male Chilean midget.

This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.

From William Goldman to Diablo Cody you've come a long way screenwriters. How on Earth did you get studios to pay you when she is the "best" of the year?

If you're keeping track at home, Paris Hilton was denied a ticket to the Oscars, Gary Busey was given free reign.

Your vote doesn’t really matter in this edition of WYR.

The Grammys like the Oscars, give old artists awards they deserved years ago. Last night Herbie Hancock finally gained the recognition he deserved for this performance in '85.

Posing as a car seat won't get you across the border. Everyone knows that Mexican's are far too good a worker to be caught sitting for so long.

La Toya Jackson has finally obliterated any last ounce of estrogen in her body, she is now a he beast. Or, Eddie Murphy's latest girlfriend in a desperate attempt to disprove the gay tranny escapade.

This week Lou Berk sits down with Oscar de la Hoya and asks him why he dresses like a whore.

Carrot Top is the physical specimen of de-evolution. Seriously? His shoulder muscles are like L brackets! He is like a walking Chuckie doll.

Greasy Bear Davis showed up on the LA club scene with a bloody eye. Someone is learning their place.

Their English teacher always told them "write what you know". So they grew up, formed a band in LA, and began writing songs about hilariously degrading women.

De Niro seems to be a little primaddona. Can someone say B!tch fit?

A dog got run over by one of the bikers in the Tour de France! O noes!!! (The dog was uninjured.)

Clever kids build a loop-de-loop on a train track... and it works! Of course they aren't American :(

This Fourth of July, remember NOT to place your quarter sticks of dynamite under your water melons. 'Cause den de'll blowd up.

Some coked-up jerk was being chased by the cops and tried to elude them by driving in loop-de-loops around this field. As you can imagine, this farmer wasn't pleased.