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Tiffany Theissen Is Going To Give Birth to Something

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 11 2009, 11:32 AM

The girl that Mr. Belding totally wanted to bang, but couldn't because of legal (and grossness) reasons, is pregnant.

This got us thinking: What would Tiffany Theissen's child look like if she made it with the Saved By The Bell cast members? Well, we ran the sperm of Zack, Slater, Screech and yes, Mr. Belding, through a BabyMaker app on the Knocked Up movie's website (science!) and it came up with the results below. We can only speculate that if any of these babies were to shoot out of Kelly Kopowski's crotch the doctor would most likely toss it into a trash bin. Or she will. Or we will. Who knows? These babies are pretty fricking 'tardy for the party (if you know what I'm saying).

 

You say Obama, She says Osama

You say Obama, She says Osama

Clinton is using this picture of Obama embracing another religion. She is hoping everyone thinks that religion equals terrorist. Sadly they are registred in the other party Hil!

 

Follow the Leader

Follow the Leader

Yeah you wear that Livestrong bracelet and when someone asks you what it means, just mumble something about cancer or the Hot Topic clearance bin.

 

Chicken Legs

Chicken Legs

Can you imagine waking up in the middle of the night, only to find this creature rummaging through your trash bin? Ewww!

 

Charlie Wilson's War Trailer

Charlie Wilson's War Trailer

In theaters 12-25-07. Based on George Crile's book about the CIA's largest and most successful covert CIA operation, the arming of the Mujahedeen in Afghanistan. The covert ops were engineered by Charlie Wilson a charismatic, wheeler-dealer, liberal Texas congressman who teamed with a rogue CIA operative. The two manipulated Congress, the CIA and a host of foreign governments in order to assist the Afghan rebels in their fight against the Soviets in the 1980s. Many of the men armed by the CIA went on to become the Taliban's enforcers and Osama bin Laden's protectors.

 

September 11

September 11

September 11: It wasn't Bin Laden.

 

Fatty Rambo

Fatty Rambo

Stop making fun of her. She thinks she's protecting us agains Osama bin Laden.

 

The Kill Osama Game

The Kill Osama Game

Try and kill Osama bin Laden, the world's most hilarious terrorist.

 

Interview with Osama bin Laden

Interview with Osama bin Laden

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews that hilarious terrorist Osama bin Laden.