What happens when non-MILFy older ladies make jackasses of themselves on video? Why, the internet rejoices, that's what!

When Hooters Air failed, they sold their fleer of planes to an old-people nudist resort. Then some creep took a photo.

A classic upside-down picture: old lady, or young hottie?

The young couple becomes the old couple.

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.

Elwood was named the World's Ugliest Dog 2007! He's a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix. I think he's the most adorable, ugly thing ever!

In the vein of the nerdy-popular retro-fitting craze, this guy converted his old NES system to house a DVD player. Then he made a video of it and shared it with the internets.

Old people are either really really annoying and gross, or surprisingly hilarious. Guess which one they are in this video!

Does the car hit the old lady, or does the old lady hit the car? It's like Zen, y'all.

More of Paris' old photos and documents are surfacing... why would she have a photo of her tampon string? Why not?

Now that she's BACK in rehab with a DUI under her belt, Svedka Vodka has pulled the plug on hosting her party (as in, busloads of free vodka) and the tragic irony of a 20-year-old in a drunk driving accident just weeks before her 21st birthday starts to sink in. Fun!

An 11-year-old shot and killed a massive, half-ton wild hog that was even bigger than the famed 'Hogzilla.' The kid's hunting career started at age five. Nice.

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

Masha Tyelna is a 17-year-old model from the Ukraine, and is considered to have the largest eyes in the modeling world! I'm scared!!

The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.

At a mere 49 Melanie Griffith is sagging in all the wrong places (because there are *right* places to sag) and her knees aren't making her look any younger.

A crack team of television scientists scoured old episodes of the Simpsons so they could prove how much Family Guy rips 'em off. We say, watch the evidence and see for yourself.

Jamie Kennedy has done it again. And this time, he's breakdancing.

Visual gags never get old.

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