3-Year-Old Sarah Palin

3-Year-Old Sarah Palin

3-year-old Sarah Palin loves to hunt cute little wolves from helicopters.

 

Bono Parties With Hotties

Bono Parties With Hotties

Here's Bono totally not cheating on his wife with two 19-year-old hotties.

 

Nicolette Sheridan Is Kinda Really Hot

Nicolette Sheridan Is Kinda Really Hot

We don't care that she's a hundred years old or banged Michael Bolton. Nicolette is bangin'.

 

Kristen Bell Gives Birth To 4-Year-old

Kristen Bell Gives Birth To 4-Year-old

How did she not know she was pregnant with a child that large!?!

 

Ali Lohan Looks Like A MILF

Ali Lohan Looks Like A MILF

Lindsay Lohan's little sister almost looks old enough to collect social security.

 

Suzanne Summers Shows Her Crotch

Suzanne Summers Shows Her Crotch

How is Suzanne Summers' crotch not mummified by now? Isn't she like 300-years-old yet?

 

Helen Mirren Is Still Completely Bangable

Helen Mirren Is Still Completely Bangable

Helen Mirren is 62-years-old and we have no problems saying we'd totally hit that.

 

Mischa The Mystical Fairy

Mischa The Mystical Fairy

Any and every girl who chooses to dress like this is either 8 years old or smoking a ton of pot with mustachioed men named Jude.

 

This GI Joe Movie Looks Interesting

This GI Joe Movie Looks Interesting

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

 

7 year old Steals Car

7 year old Steals Car

Is this real of just some really great GTA IV viral marketing?

 

Lohan's Old Hag Lumps

Lohan's Old Hag Lumps

Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.

 

Heather Locklear Does Doggystyle

Heather Locklear Does Doggystyle

It's tough for a 46-year-old actress to get noticed.

 

Richie Sambora Is Drunk

Richie Sambora Is Drunk

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

 

Louis Vuitton Cutlass

Louis Vuitton Cutlass

This is exactly not what you should do when you inherit Grandpa's old Cutlass Supreme and 600 dollars.

 

Bat Mitzvah Idol

Bat Mitzvah Idol

One year later and Sanjaya is still capturing the hearts and minds of 13 year old, Jewish girls from Long Island.

 

Gary Busey vs. 11 Year Old Girl

Gary Busey vs. 11 Year Old Girl

How does Gary Busey interact with a cute innocent girl? The same way he acts with everyone, like a crazed psychopath who might just be a genius.

 

Star Wars Explained by a 3-Year-Old

Star Wars Explained by a 3-Year-Old

Like to see her try to explain all that business about the Trade Federation vs the Galactic Senate.

 

Synthesizer Medley

Synthesizer Medley

The Grammys like the Oscars, give old artists awards they deserved years ago. Last night Herbie Hancock finally gained the recognition he deserved for this performance in '85.

 

Will Ferrell Sells Beer

Will Ferrell Sells Beer

Will Ferrell's new movie answers the age-old question, would you watch a movie about Ron Burgundy playing minor league basketball? What if we got you drunk first?

 

Fergie Flies Low

Fergie Flies Low

Realistically this will provide a slightly more sanitary option than her old method of pissing her pants on stage.

 

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