She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.

But really, who cares? Older chicks are awesome and if you don't realize that you're probably and idiot anyway.

Ever wanted to talk to Michael Jackson? Now’s your chance. LiquidGeneration has him on our celebrity chatline right now!

Here are some of the craziest celebrity trainwrecks caught on video. Thank goodness for stupid celebs + technology.

There’s a murderer on the loose and he’s killing all of your favorite celebrities! Look at the crime scene photos and try to guess who he killed!

Is she a Cougar or a young celebrity with old woman attributes? You Decide?

Like zoinks Scoob! All our favorite celebrities have been turned into z-z-z-zombies! We gotta figure out who they are!

Oh look! Our favorite non-celebrity announced she's pregnant on Twitter. Here's what her stomach is going to look like in a couple months, as imagined by our friends at Starcasm.com.

If you're looking for an older lady, here is your best bet.

On Mother's Day watch some of the worst celebrity parents ever caught on tape. You'll be grateful yours aren't famous.

Celebrities lucky enough to be parodied on South Park (Kanye West, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears), are awesome...or idiots.

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

Celebrities! They're just like us - stupid sometimes! Here's a recent pic of Kim. She says she fell asleep in the sun with giant glasses on. LOLs.

You’re Mel Gibson and you’ve been arrested for drunk driving. Who do you call first? Jesus H. Christ that’s who! Hear Mel Gibson try and ask forgiveness from the Song of God himself!

Here's Eminem's new video, where he makes fun of every celebrity that you love to hate.

You may not be able to drink like a celebrity but you can sure get drunk like one. Find out which sloshed super star you’re most like.

Hugh Hefner's former fake girlfriend Bridget still looks pretty good for being almost 50-years-old. Much love.

You guess who’s wearing the thong, hopefully you’re not wrong. Hey oh!!!

Before you just pass this video up because it features an ugly, out of shape mom shaking her junk in a Spring Break bikini contest, let me just warn you - it's hilarious.