Thanksgiving is about bread, butter and birds. What better way to give thanks than to bask in the glory of some of England’s best birds?

"Interesting" is the only way we could describe what you're looking at here. We don't want to offend the old lady.

3-year-old Sarah Palin loves to hunt cute little wolves from helicopters.

Here's Bono totally not cheating on his wife with two 19-year-old hotties.

We don't care that she's a hundred years old or banged Michael Bolton. Nicolette is bangin'.

How did she not know she was pregnant with a child that large!?!

Lindsay Lohan's little sister almost looks old enough to collect social security.

How is Suzanne Summers' crotch not mummified by now? Isn't she like 300-years-old yet?

Helen Mirren is 62-years-old and we have no problems saying we'd totally hit that.

Any and every girl who chooses to dress like this is either 8 years old or smoking a ton of pot with mustachioed men named Jude.

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

Is this real of just some really great GTA IV viral marketing?

Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.

It's tough for a 46-year-old actress to get noticed.

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

This is exactly not what you should do when you inherit Grandpa's old Cutlass Supreme and 600 dollars.

One year later and Sanjaya is still capturing the hearts and minds of 13 year old, Jewish girls from Long Island.

How does Gary Busey interact with a cute innocent girl? The same way he acts with everyone, like a crazed psychopath who might just be a genius.

Like to see her try to explain all that business about the Trade Federation vs the Galactic Senate.

The Grammys like the Oscars, give old artists awards they deserved years ago. Last night Herbie Hancock finally gained the recognition he deserved for this performance in '85.