These little women are going out to shop in the Shire.

The creepy giant woman will win this staring contest nearly every time.

This guy is accused of beating up his 79 year old mother. However, his opinions on the local news are making him a hero on the internet.

Umm yeah. This is actually for real. Dappled Cities took on the classic track by the Bee Gees and nailed it. Do you hear those frickin harmonies? Do you!?

Their English teacher always told them "write what you know". So they grew up, formed a band in LA, and began writing songs about hilariously degrading women.

This woman could potentially produce ten thousand lolcats photos a day. The internet would be forever grateful.

At first it looks like this kid is a big old douche bag, but near the end he knocks the other guy to the floor, with some major speed. Wax on, Wax off my friend.

Kathleen Turner went from a feminine mannish woman to a manly drag queen. This is just plain awkward. Does anybody remember the "Serial Mom" days?

Cindy Crawford still has it going on for such an old woman. Sunbathing on a yacht with some friends, she decided to let everything hang out!

Zsa Zsa late husband claims he was robbed and forced to undress by three woman, at gunpoint. Oddly enough they didn’t steal his car or his cell phone... Someone's pants are on fire.

From the man who brought us Chocolate Rain, here comes Internet Dream. He better sign a contract pretty soon, its getting old already.

Faith Hill berates a fan during her latest concert after the woman grabbed her husband's balls. Listen closely!

A loving older brother captures his toddler brother in a collapsible tube -- watch him roll away!!

What happens when non-MILFy older ladies make jackasses of themselves on video? Why, the internet rejoices, that's what!

When Hooters Air failed, they sold their fleer of planes to an old-people nudist resort. Then some creep took a photo.

A classic upside-down picture: old lady, or young hottie?

The young couple becomes the old couple.

This woman tried to buy all the iPhones in the store, but doesn't realize they're only selling one per customer!

Dear lord Michelle Marsh is running topless down the beach. If it were nearly any other woman on the planet, save Star Jones, it would be hot. But those "fun"-bags are like sacks of wet meat your step-dad is about to slug you with.

Paris Hilton gets escorted from Lynwood Monday night – a free woman!