This woman could potentially produce ten thousand lolcats photos a day. The internet would be forever grateful.

At first it looks like this kid is a big old douche bag, but near the end he knocks the other guy to the floor, with some major speed. Wax on, Wax off my friend.

This sexy vixen shows us the value of a well placed morning stretch. And how to hide an entire army of pies under your dunlap.

Cindy Crawford still has it going on for such an old woman. Sunbathing on a yacht with some friends, she decided to let everything hang out!

From the man who brought us Chocolate Rain, here comes Internet Dream. He better sign a contract pretty soon, its getting old already.

A loving older brother captures his toddler brother in a collapsible tube -- watch him roll away!!

What happens when non-MILFy older ladies make jackasses of themselves on video? Why, the internet rejoices, that's what!

When Hooters Air failed, they sold their fleer of planes to an old-people nudist resort. Then some creep took a photo.

A classic upside-down picture: old lady, or young hottie?

The young couple becomes the old couple.

Cheeky Charles makes the moves on a lady soldier. Oh, behave!

This woman tried to buy all the iPhones in the store, but doesn't realize they're only selling one per customer!

Beyonce's performance at the BET awards was completely unmemorable, save for the fact that she DRESSED AND ACTED LIKE A FREAKIN' GOLDEN ROBOT! Why, bootylicious lady, WHY??

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.

Elwood was named the World's Ugliest Dog 2007! He's a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix. I think he's the most adorable, ugly thing ever!

In the vein of the nerdy-popular retro-fitting craze, this guy converted his old NES system to house a DVD player. Then he made a video of it and shared it with the internets.

I think it's the little boy's reaction that makes the photo. Or the fact that her boobs are resting on her gut.

Old people are either really really annoying and gross, or surprisingly hilarious. Guess which one they are in this video!

Lindsay and Paris DO wear underwear! Only they're wearing it on the outside of their clothes! Nice try, ladies!

Does the car hit the old lady, or does the old lady hit the car? It's like Zen, y'all.