Shoving people is always hilarious!

Masha Tyelna is a 17-year-old model from the Ukraine, and is considered to have the largest eyes in the modeling world! I'm scared!!

The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.

Because what you say and where you say it... sometimes people jump to the wrong conclusion, and you get your ass kicked.

White people are always keeping the black man down.

At a mere 49 Melanie Griffith is sagging in all the wrong places (because there are *right* places to sag) and her knees aren't making her look any younger.

Some people think this is all fake; filmed in reverse, using a string, magnets, the Force... I don't know what I believe, but damn he's cool.

Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz wears eyeliner, but since he's a boy, we call it guyliner. Apparently this was worth an entire People Magazine news piece. I'm going to go kill myself now.

Jamie Kennedy has done it again. And this time, he's breakdancing.

When you're so famous that people hire look-alikes to show up naked at parties... that's pretty darn famous.

Visual gags never get old.

Slutty hipsters, skanky drug dealers, happening party-people, all in the LA club scene. I hang out at these bars so you know this sh*t's good.

This photoshopped picture of American Idols Blake and Chris got the fag-friendly AI fans out there all knotted up – until people started actually LOOKING at it and realized how fake it was.

Yep. More DJ AM birthday bash photos. Come on, people, it's right there on the table! I have EYES!

Eastern Conference Champions are old school. No fancy gimmicks or studio trickery. They just put one guy on drums, another on bass and have the singer bang out some guitar chords. The result is a refreshingly awesome blend of rock that will have your feet stomping and head nodding. Don’t believe me? Well they’re just a click away!

Here's Ryan Seacrest shopping with a male "friend." Hollywood grocery stores always make people look so gay!

Anand Jon Alexander is currently facing multiple felony counts of rape and sexual assault between October of 2004 and March 5, 2007, involving three alleged victims, the youngest a 15-year-old girl.

Larry shows his Anna tattoo to the good people at Access Hollywood. It's kinda weird.

This ad got pulled because people thought it too closely represent high-fashion gang-rape. Which, of course, is the best kind.

Seriously, some people are desperate for ANYTHING.