Hey Paula! You're not in the Bratz movie any more! What are you going to do about it, throw a tantrum? Pray to God? Oh. Awkward.

Cheeky Charles makes the moves on a lady soldier. Oh, behave!

Oh, wait, whoops – Hold on, can we start over???

Oh whoops, my bad – he's not a security guard, he's a pimp. A pimp in a uniform. That's London-style, for ya.

These emergency calls are hilarious! Except that now I've bled to death. Oh, can your taco save you now?

So all this time my enormous gut has been a defense mechanism? Oh, yeah, I totally did that on purpose.

Does someone hear the ice cream man? Yeah, he's over there – run! Hurry, run! Oh– O NOES! HE MELTED!

A nice pearl necklace would really finish this piece off, and me as well. Oh my!

When Jordan was younger, her huge knockers were once slightly less vomit-inducing, and her face was slightly less wrecked. Oh how times have changed.

"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!

Eva Cavalli, sister of designer Roberto Cavalli, was working the runway when she had a fashion disaster! Good thing you were wearing knickers, Eva!

For oh so many reason, we love the world's greatest funny-lady. But reason #1 right now: she makes us jealous of this gorilla suit.

Nice job, Kate, drop the booger sugar on your black jeans. Oh, wait... maybe you weren't blowing rails? What could you have been up to in that club??

Will Ferrell can't pay the landlady his rent, so she screams at him. Oh, did I mention she's a baby? Seriously you will crap yourself laughing at this. He can do no wrong.

Oh, please, like you haven't seen these a thousand times before!

Oh no – someone fed Spot some PuppyCrack!

This guy demonstrates how it's possible to have goldfish living in water below the oil in a deep fryer. Oh those wacky Japanese!!

OH NO YOU DI'IN'T!!!

Oh, the irony!

Oh big deal, so Mischa's a pothead! It's not like she's a role model on the OC anymore!!