Rescues his buddy from a snake.

Between the endorphin rush and the awe of winning, this woman sounds a little nutty.

With a nutty Japanese man.

Would you board your cat with this woman?

Damn, I would kill to witness a nutty ex-girlfriend take on her replacement.

Here's a commercial for Lindsay Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playset. It comes with a real-looking Samantha Ronson doll and a place to hold your cocaine!

That kid could should be sent to slammer for beating his buddy. Or just given the death penalty. Kids just can't get away with this anymore.

It's going to take a lot more than flowers to get in her pants, buddy. Start with trying to replace your face.

Mark Littell realizes his mediocre baseball career will not be remembered, so the nutty buddy is his last chance for sports immortality.

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.

The Beckham's bums are beautiful.

I can has BFF.

I got an idea! I'll pull a li'l prank on my buddy while we're standing on the edge of this mountain! Sound good?

Lindsay and similarly-out-of-it party buddy Vanessa Minnillo are playing bad with knives. Dangerously sexy!