This just takes mean to a more awesome level.

These contestants look so joyous while getting their nuts and faces hit. It makes me happy.

You videotape your friend skatingboarding for this very reason.

When using the number 69, never say 69 slacks, 69 sacks, or talk about your '69 sax, we'll always assume you said sex.

Victoria let some of her pit boob escape it's cold and frigid prison. It looks like a sack of fat… Oh wait…

Ecologists' and green enthusiasts have developed a earth friendly habitat that hangs softly from the trees, connecting you to nature. You know what else hangs? Dez Nuts.

Trying to smuggle nuts to Al-Qaeda? Don’t even think about it, or end up like this guy here! And now you know and knowing is half the battle!

Microsoft is a pretty popular punching bag these days in i-culture. Luckily while apple fanboys make these videos, Bill can dry his tears in his sacks of money.

Jehovah's Witnesses want to save your soul, but only if you don't attack them with water balloons. 'Cause THAT pisses them off.

Dear lord Michelle Marsh is running topless down the beach. If it were nearly any other woman on the planet, save Star Jones, it would be hot. But those "fun"-bags are like sacks of wet meat your step-dad is about to slug you with.

Mr. T is shilling for Snickers... and he just might have made the best commercial EVER!

This should be a show on Spike TV. Extreme hacky-sack playing… and a few more gems!

Ugh… I think I just choked up my "iron eggs!"

Tyra goes nuts over blinged-out Vaseline! I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it myself!