We show you a picture of a hotty with her friend whose face is covered. You have to guess if the friend is sexy or ugly!

We took the hottest Jens and pitted them against the hottest Angies throughout history to create the ultimate sexy Jens and Angies showdown!

Santa's not the only holiday character to be afraid of any more….

Yeah, we think Barbie is a lot sexier than Mickey Mouse, too.

If you want to learn martial arts, why not learn it from a creepy kung fu master/magician!

You may not be able to drink like a celebrity but you can sure get drunk like one. Find out which sloshed super star you’re most like.

Be careful what comes through your kitchen door.

The best gamers are the ones that make nerds horny.

Why do people have to sexualize things like the simple art of stuffing a bear's ass full of fluff?

What is the past tense of "twittered" again?

It's always hilarious when a sitting president makes fun of retarded people. Oh wait, not it isn't.

You guess who’s wearing the thong, hopefully you’re not wrong. Hey oh!!!

That's some sexy makeup!

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

It's that time again to stare at two sexy pictures and see what's different about them!

It's not a crime if he's just raping a shoe. Shoes don't have feelings, unless they're Buster Browns.

Wow. We thought all soccer fans were stupid. Apparently not!

This is how classy we are when we pick up chicks.

We don't know whether Kanye West's girlfriend, Amber Rose, is bangable or not. What do you think?

We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.