Nothing like a girl on girl fight to make a horrible movie watchable. And sexy!

Is Paris Hilton ever going to get fat and sloppy? Maybe she's not even human, and will forever stay young and hot and kind of stupid. We hope. Those are amazing traits.

These are the 10 sexiest animated women you'd bone in a heartbeat were it physically possible.

If you're wondering who Leighton Meester is, this is her. TMZ is reporting she has a sex tape that's being shopped around Hollywood. And it involves her feet. Sexy!

Lay off the cheesburgers, Jason Biggs. Just because you're not working lately doesn't give you a license to eat every studio head that doesn't put you in a movie.

Is she a Cougar or a young celebrity with old woman attributes? You Decide?

Avert your eyes!?! Get sexy with yourself!?! We can't tell what's going on here either.

In honor of The Hills season finale, here's a special Photohunt featuring the sexy cast of your favorite show. Can you find six differences between the images? Long Live LC!

No, you're not seeing things. Those are a bunch of Princess Leias being hot and awesome and hitting each other with pillows.

You could really get away with a lot during the 80s.

If you're going to dress up as Spider-Man, make sure you're as tough as Spider-Man and not a total douchenozzle.

Life's challenging enough. We help by putting together the ten hottest actresses to take a turn on the pole and play a stripper.

It's tiny, but it's there. And so is her crack. Crack is whack, but not on Paris.

After you both enjoy a nice episode of 30 Rock together, he will then not-so-enjoyably molest you.

We always that thought that dude was a creep anyway. He's not friend of Alf's at all!

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

Sudoku is the puzzle game that everyone’s playing, but not the LiquidGeneration way. Our version of Sudoku is played the same way as the original game, but with cute, furry animals and killer dance music. This ain’t your grandma’s Sudoku!

Sometimes boobs need a little support, and sometimes support is very, very sexy.

Is that a tampon sticking out of her underwear or is she just happy she's not going to bleed all over you?

As a cat h8ters, we totally do not sympathize with this guy.