This grocer has obviously has not heard "Hollaback Girl". Gwen spells out the name of the mystery fruit many times.

In theaters 12-14-07. Robert Neville (Will Smith) is the last human survivor in what is left of New York City and maybe the world. But he is not alone...

The disturbance this student caused at John Kerry's speech is part of why he was tasered. Calling cops "Bro" and not "Sir" had something to do with it also. They hate that.

Not only are they more advanced than your child in reading, writing, and arithmetic but also they rock the 1 & the 2 more precisely.

Hilary Duff has a hideous looking sister, but Haylie's friends take the cake. We are not sure if that’s a chick or Alf, but.. Ewwwww…

This is proof that Ray Romano's show was a lie. Everybody does not love you and will proclaim that proudly with a tramp stamp.

… is not like the others. Poor little pasty Jan Brady got lost amongst a sea of breasticles. She needed some of that fake Britney ab tan.

Is it sad when an ad for condoms, depicting a sexual act, physically arouses you? Not that we have that problem...So what are you doing tonight? Please come back…

The pure love, that exudes from Michael Stipe's eyes, screams "forever". Everybody hurts… but not anymore.

In an alternate universe there is no world hunger and Lohan and Tyra Banks did not become cracked out whores. Enjoy this clip from when the dream was still alive.

"Ma'm are you aware that your crotch is starring at me? And why do the curtains not match the carpet?"

Time to match the celebrities with their tattoos! It’s not as easy as your mom.

This girl's outfit was too sexy for her plane. She could however, fly the LG Sluts R Awesome Airlines any day. You can see her undies at 1:34, just looking out for ya.

Ice T must have sex with plastic "love" dolls, because that is apparently his type. This is not even realistic, Photoshop much?

Verne Troyer spent the weekend in Toronto getting shorter and fatter by doing as little exercise as possible. Yeah.. We know he is short, but he is a midget, not a paraplegic!

Can you find the one future gay man in this photo? We can! Hint, he is the only one not looking at the sweat meats!

"Hmm this is not the kind of mother-daughter bonding I was thinking of."

The election season is heating up. Make sure you get out and vote for the candidate who will give you the most sexy time.

Kelis shows the audience part of her milkshake during a concert this weekend. Hmm.. Not really quite the "dessert" we were thinking of.

This kid went into his local Wal-Mart and would not stop rapping Baby Got Back over the intercom until they kicked him out. Way to go Jonah Hill look-a-like.