Usually weddings are boring. Not this one.

Life's challenging enough. We help by putting together the ten hottest actresses to take a turn on the pole and play a stripper.

The extra benefit is no one notices that the meter is expired.

Hey! Let's watch 10 pole dancers break their neck! Paralysis is hilarious!

A TV station in North Carolina could not wait to show the highlights of the Duke game so they recreated the game using dolls. Reason #653 to hate Duke.

Those who remember Allison Stokke will be glad to meet Melanie Adams, who participates in a sport involving poles and is totally okay with being hot. She even intends to profit from it.

With these wigs, I can finally steal those North Korean nuclear plans!

According to sources on the set of her latest music video, Britney Spears was so emotionally distressed that she demanded all the extras leave the stage while she attempted to pole dance. Let us pray that poor pole was heavily disinfected… scratch that - just burn it.

This clever ad for pole dance classes can be seen on bus stop poles all over British Columbia.

America's Next Top Stripper is more like it!

Lindsay pole-dances in her new movie, "I Know Who Killed Me." We've got the exclusive, SEXY footage.

Nicole got into an accident on the set of a movie she's filming in Los Angeles. The truck towing the Jag she was in took a turn too wide – and slipped on the slippery pavement, hitting a pole.

It’s the hottest and sweatiest new game on the market featuring sexy pole dancing! Check it out!

This USB desktop pole dancer makes computing sexy again!

You're sexy. Check. You've got hot dancing skills. Check. You're at some sort of outdoor pole-dance competition. Check. And you just lotioned your hands up -- OH NOOOOOOO!

I don't know what the inset crouching shot is for, but I also don't know why anyone would make a size 52 latex outfit like this.

No, Kate Moss did not snort a boatload of blow before filming this White Stripes music video. Or so we'd like to think.

You can either stick your tongue to a pole, or take this quiz about that holiday movie classic A Christmas Story.