Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.

Here's the FAT KID in...FAT KONG, about a fat kid dressed in a kong suit who climbs to the top of a tall building and terrorizes aeroplanes. Be sure to check out our iPhone game FAT KID NINJA now available on the App Store.

Seriously. ANYTHING.

This is no doubt from seeing all those television shows that depict pistol whipping as glamorous and sexy.

Just to teach the parents a lesson the robot should have eaten the little child. How funny would that have been?

Here's the FAT KID NINJA's first vlog. Get his game by going to the iTunes App Store right now and search for FAT KID NINJA. Help him destroy the vegetables!

We launched our new iPhone game FAT KID NINJA. Destroy the veggies, eat your cupcakes! Get now and see how many vegetables you can slaughter!

Loves to rock out.

No big surprise, there.

No problem for this guy.

Let them devour the youngest first.

Even if no one else does.

Surprisingly, no one died in this accident.

He's 7 foot, 8 inches. He doesn't have to jump.

It's nice to see there's always someone crazier than me.

Released from their winter housing for the first time.

Everything is perfect...the sound, the humor, the execution.

You'd never catch me on this trail.

Soon, from the minds at LiquidGeneration, our first iPhone game...Fat Kid Ninja!!! It's Here...http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fat-kid-ninja/id472831642?mt=8

Let's find out what happens.