Jessica Alba was apparently freezing on the set of her new Movie, "The Eye". Jessica plays a blind girl who doesn’t believe in bras.

The man who rapped "its just like a mini-mall" almost as many times as Tay bellowed "Chocolate Rain", is back with a new video.

Your car breaks down. Do you push it to the side? Do you have sex on the hood? This sign offers no help.

Crazy Japanese TV is always there to brighten your day. This guy bounces around like a real life Kirby.

Debra Messy showed some side-boob. She hung out with Sean Hayes for 7 years, she should know better.

Barry Bonds passed Hank Aaron last night. There is still no evidence that this should raise suspicion.

Four girls posed for a hot MySpace booty shot. Look closely and you'll see the girl who will shoot them tomorrow after study hall.

This Japanese man makes Donald Trump's comb over look like amatuer hour.

This man is the fastest stripper in the world! He is NOT the most attractive stripper in the world.

In this Pac-Man parody, help Mary-Kate Olsen snort boatloads of primo cocaine. Be sure to play this with your kids.

Perez Hilton tried to trick the world into thinking Hayden Pe-something was caught by photographers with a vibrator. I suppose he assumed no one would check the internets. Loser.

Never attack the man with the microphone.

There is so much sex oozing from this image. Don’t stare for too long, you will be overcome by hormones.

Just another one of many Maury guests that is terrified of something stupid. Peaches? Come on man! Eggplants, now THOSE are scary.

From the man who brought us Chocolate Rain, here comes Internet Dream. He better sign a contract pretty soon, its getting old already.

These used car guys are such cheap bastards, they have no problem swearing at you.

Tara's got the most cock-eyed boobs I've ever seen. Therefore I must gouge out my eyes to see no more.

A dog got run over by one of the bikers in the Tour de France! O noes!!! (The dog was uninjured.)

PingPing, the world's shortest adult got to meet Bao Xishun, the world's tallest man. Then they made sweet, sweet love.

The world's tallest man meets the world's smallest man. Why? Because Normals love to giggle.