The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

Your very own Princess Peach, right in your living room.

The best gamers are the ones that make nerds horny.

We just knew somebody would be killed playing the Wii.

Now here's a geek girl that every geek guy can get behind.

Your Nintendo console is not future compatible.

Nothing about this news report is suppose to be hilarious. Well, maybe the Bill O'Reilly part, BUT CAN YOU JUST BELIEVE HOW EXCITED WE WERE ABOUT MARIO!?!!

Mankind has almost achieved its final purpose, a porn video game. We eagerly await the release of “Gorgasm: The Legend of Dong Slayer", Mr. Jordan.

Learn all the ins and outs of Nintendo's WiiFit with chunktastic pop star Britney Spears!

Can he also clone the girl who apparently does not mind living in squalor as long as he invents uselessly awesome gaming gadgets.

He's swinging lefty but his Mii is a righty, a true Fore Star General.

This picture was made for Perez Hilton's automated draw splooge around the mouth machine.

Don't let "Father" catch you playing this.

While you were pwning newbs in Halo 3, your grandparents were participating in a cross-country Wii bowling tourney. Retirement never looked so good.

Do you kind of hate Dave Matthews? Do you kind of love the Wii? Well then this musical number was made for you.

In the vein of the nerdy-popular retro-fitting craze, this guy converted his old NES system to house a DVD player. Then he made a video of it and shared it with the internets.

How they found the time to invent Nintendo, Pokemon and S.A.R.S, I will never know.

Serena Williams takes on Conan O'Brien in Wii tennis.

Don't blow on this game cartridge if it's not working! It'll melt!

This is some sort of product for the Nintendo DS. And if an old greasy man tries to give it to you from his creepy van, RUN! RUN AWAY!!!!