See who picks up Pee-wee Herman in their truck during a scary Halloween night! Hint: It’s a leprechaun!

So you tell me. Does it look like Joe beat the crap out of Brody Jenner's girlfriend that one night at the club? Also, why does security footage always suck?

Halle Berry denied she was pregnant again on the Jay Leno Show last night, putting to rest the rumors that her boobs were just big because she's having a kid. No, they're just naturally awesome like that.

Emo Obama cries at night while applying lipstick and mascara.

Wonder if they'll name the ravine after him like Clayton Ravine in Back to the Future.

Last night on Idol Paula became flustered when trying to read her note cards, you'll understand why when you see what was written.

In less than 30 seconds they accomplish what Nicolas Cage was unable to do, be entertaining.

The steeplechase would be a nationally televised sporting event if this were guaranteed to happen every night.

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

Paula had just the right mix of Xanax, Prozac and Jack in her Coke last night.

In theaters 6-13-08. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan. With Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel. A paranoid thriller about a family on the run from a natural crisis that presents a large-scale threat to humanity.

The Grammys like the Oscars, give old artists awards they deserved years ago. Last night Herbie Hancock finally gained the recognition he deserved for this performance in '85.

The real thing this fight decides is Comedy Central has two funny late night hosts while NBC has only one, Leno sucks.

In theaters 4-11-08. Donna's senior prom is supposed to be the best night of her life, though a sadistic killer from her past has different plans for her and her friends.

Remember those pictures of her unfavorable backside? Well it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt's two best friends had something to say about that on the red carpet last night.

Britney may have had an "episode" last night but Hillary Clinton isn't feeling too good either after millions of dollars and being nice to Bill only gave her 3rd place.

This proves once and for all that Cartman is funnier than Dennis Miller. Remember when he made Monday Night Football suck?

This is a fun and exciting lamp that you can place on your night stand and read late at night. Now, if only you could read…

Can you imagine waking up in the middle of the night, only to find this creature rummaging through your trash bin? Ewww!

A man went to this week's monday night football game with some foam, a tongue, and a plan. Well played.