See who picks up Pee-wee Herman in their truck during a scary Halloween night! Hint: It’s a leprechaun!

So you tell me. Does it look like Joe beat the crap out of Brody Jenner's girlfriend that one night at the club? Also, why does security footage always suck?

Halle Berry denied she was pregnant again on the Jay Leno Show last night, putting to rest the rumors that her boobs were just big because she's having a kid. No, they're just naturally awesome like that.

Emo Obama cries at night while applying lipstick and mascara.

Who knew Nascar fans owned golf clubs?

Last night on Idol Paula became flustered when trying to read her note cards, you'll understand why when you see what was written.

The steeplechase would be a nationally televised sporting event if this were guaranteed to happen every night.

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

Paula had just the right mix of Xanax, Prozac and Jack in her Coke last night.

In theaters 6-13-08. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan. With Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel. A paranoid thriller about a family on the run from a natural crisis that presents a large-scale threat to humanity.

The Grammys like the Oscars, give old artists awards they deserved years ago. Last night Herbie Hancock finally gained the recognition he deserved for this performance in '85.

The real thing this fight decides is Comedy Central has two funny late night hosts while NBC has only one, Leno sucks.

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

Milli Vanilli and Ashlee Simpson welcome you to the club, unknown foreign band.

In theaters 4-11-08. Donna's senior prom is supposed to be the best night of her life, though a sadistic killer from her past has different plans for her and her friends.

Remember those pictures of her unfavorable backside? Well it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt's two best friends had something to say about that on the red carpet last night.

Britney may have had an "episode" last night but Hillary Clinton isn't feeling too good either after millions of dollars and being nice to Bill only gave her 3rd place.

No joke, a 10,000 tip was left by the famous comb over himself. Everyone move to Santa Monica and apply at the Buffalo Club.

This proves once and for all that Cartman is funnier than Dennis Miller. Remember when he made Monday Night Football suck?

This is a fun and exciting lamp that you can place on your night stand and read late at night. Now, if only you could read…